Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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