My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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