so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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