New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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