i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
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I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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