Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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