My brain says no but my pants say off.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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