Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize
