my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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