I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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