its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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