grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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