how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize