well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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