Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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