Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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