Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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