Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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