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say what?
wanna hang out?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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