Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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