party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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