You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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