Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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