I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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Is being in jail an excusable absence?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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