Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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