new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He? As in you personified your dick?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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