I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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