I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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