Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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