I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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