U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
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If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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