belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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