I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
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She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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