The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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