worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I wish you could order shots online.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I intend to get homeless drunk
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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