In the future we'll all be gay
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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