How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Boobs are out for the taking
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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