wat bout pragnant strippers??
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
