Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
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