theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
where does the pee come out of this thing
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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