In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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