How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.