he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...