And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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