She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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