NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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