dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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