He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
