And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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