I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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