can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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