your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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