Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
