Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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