My room smells like vodka and shame
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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