i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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