its not stalking. its research.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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