they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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